Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Why Not go to Winter Wonderland, Hyde Park?

Why: It's nearly Xmas..and I love the Xmas Feeling.

Where: Winter Wonderland, Hyde Park and then Bar Boulud

When: Tuesday 22 November 2011

What happened: The weather had finally got a little chilly and we wrapped up warm,  but that just added to the feel of Xmas.

We met near Knightsbridge station, I was on there early, Ian showed up not too long after, and surprised my with white foam all over his head, like he had been:
a) in a foam party, or
b) rolling around in fake snow from the Harvey Nichols store front.
It was very festive and made me chuckle...so off we headed to Hyde Park.

I had been there last year, however, when we approached the entrance, it looked gorgeous...so many lights it got me in the mood. Big Santa's everywhere, polar bears, penguins and no kids :)  I suppose we did go at 7pm, but it was great to have the place to ourselves, the big kids that we were.

What happened next: It's free to get in, but please make sure you have money once in there...We walked around and saw this slide that you sit in sacks and slide down...prob lasts 10secs..it was empty, and I wonder why, it was £4 a ride..seriously!

So, off for a stroll around the place, it definitely was bigger than I remembered, and reminded me of the Kings Hall I went to as a child to go to Funderland. But after wanting to try and win large Teddy's for £3, which I didn't really want, we went to the Bavarian Beer house bar. £5 for a beer, or £8 for a stein. This seemed more rewarding. There were a few German girls next to us, swaying and umpa paahing paahing and a guy on the key board singing random covers. Shame there wasn't a band, but it was Tuesday...however the place was quite busy.

After our beers, and another stroll and a few attempted throws to get a ball in milk barrel which we didn't win, I convinced Ian to go on the Power Tower. I have never laughed so much in ages as Ian had to keep his eyes closed, missing out on gorgeous views..well he looked once or twice. It was funny.

After a warm gluevine we headed to the Extreme Circus. We were last in, so we got given the front row disabled seats :), much to the displeasure of those behind us who thought they had a clear view. The acts were pretty good and for £8 a ticket for a show that lasted 45mins, it was more value for money than all the other rides. It involved rotating wheels, and some talented gymnasts and a lady who was lying on her back on a motorbike juggling fire and stuff with her feet, pretty impressive. However, the highlight was 3 guys in a cage that reminded me of a metal gerbil ball, spinning around simultaneously on motor bikes. They did try and make us have pictures with them afterwards for more cash, and sell us balloons, but we left pretty sharpish.

The ice rink looked wicked, and was massive, prob biggest in london that is outside, and had a live band playing in the middle of it. I was quite impressed, but saved the skating for another day.

On the way out, we tried to get another gluevine, however the guys in the huts were shutting down, but handed us over one for free...a very nice way to end the night, but this added to us then taking silly pictures with plastic animals and santas...loved it.

Why not rating: 6/10,
due to value for money...I wanted to do so much more, i.e horror house, and so on, but thought I needed to save it for another time. If it was cheaper, people would be queuing up more to do the rides and they would prob make more money too.

power tower 










Continued: Then....walking back to the tube, we saw a some guys hanging outside a cozy looking swanky bar, Bar Boulud, we asked what it was like inside, thinking wearing jeans and trainers we wouldn't get in. They said its great, go have a look.

The bouncers let us and in, yay, and we found 2 seats at the bar. It was quite packed and we were lucky to get the seats. We were still a bit peckish as had only shared a large sausage from Winter Wonderland, so we took a look at the menu. The prices seemed reasonable for the bar bites. It was a swanky bar, and I loved the sound of snails in blankets..or "Barbajaun D'Escargot" and  pork with piscachhio in brioche (pork pie) or "Curvelas Lyonnase en Broiche", so we went to order, then looked at the wine list, it was pretty extensive and expensive.

Suddenly over came Gavin Mado, the Bar Manager, and smiled at us, and recommended after seeing our predicament, the house red, which was better than every house red I had drank in a ages. He told us about some specialty cocktail drinks he made. One was a frozen ball of ice and in it was a full white rose, then you had to pour in the cocktail he concocted around the ice ball and sip it slowly. I tried it and every now and then I tipped it back too much and got a cold nose, as the drink was very refreshing and I wanted more.

Gavin was great craic and I would recommend anyone to go there just to have a giggle with him and sample his cocktails. We were made to feel very welcome and it was another unplanned pleasant surprise ending to the evening. We left in time to get the the tube home smiling.

Additional Why not rating: 8/10

Gavin Mado ( Madog)





Why Not go to Down Hall for a Murder Mystery Evening?

Why : I bought a Living Socials Voucher for 2, to go a Murder Mystery Night including overnight stay.

WhereDown Hall, Near Harlow.

When: Sunday 27 November 2011.

What happened: We were told to make sure we had got there by 6pm, so set off from London at 3pm. We wanted to arrive early as we wanted to view the grounds, as the place looked stunning. After few wrong turns and stopping off at a local pub to ask directions, we got there just after the sun had set at 4.30pm. However, this added to the spookiness of the evening.

On driving up the narrow tree lined driveway, we were greeted by a stunning building, all lit up and inviting. The entrance and ground had been decorated ready for Xmas, and looked gorgeous. We were both pretty impressed by the façade.

Inside, it was a maze of corridors and entertaining rooms, and very quiet and a lot people eating cream cakes and drinking tea.  After an initial snoop around inside we headed to our room. All thoughts of exploring the cold evening quickly went out the window. We were both knackered from the weekends parties...so we chilled out in the room, drank the free hot chocolate and got ready for 6pm.

We went downstairs and asked where we were to meet, but were told, no it starts at 7pm. What to do.. Well, I had snuck in a bottle of wine with me...and we had read about a games room...wicked, Drinks and Snooker competition time it was. We had the games room to ourselves, and after we saw the vast area of games, gigantic connect four, boules, chess and so on, and decided that after the Mystery, this was where we were going.

What happened next: We all met in a large room, with a mini bar in one corner and had no idea what to expect. There were all sorts of people here...the first one we saw was this chavy lady stating to the bar tender " I know what I will have, a Large Merlot, I want to get pissed". We chuckled and then started chatting to a young couple, who also had no clue of what to expect..We spent the next few mins assessing everyone in the room and deciding who was an actor, and who wasn't, as there were plenty of overdressed and odd couples. We thought we had it all figured out, at least 10 people there must be actors.

After an ice-breaker where I had to act out a Grandfather Clock and Ian was a Lobster Pot (he got told his was crap by one lady, as he was doing a crab impression with his hands then smoking a joint - I thought it was good), the the actors came in, and we watched as 3 of them set the scene with an initial auction. The actors who started off the show were definitely very odd characters and none of which we thought were in it yet.

We got shown to another room to eat..tables of 8 were set out, about 40 people for the event. We sat with the couple we had met "Hannah and Jessie", as they had been very amusing, and met the rest of our table. A girl our age "Helen" with her mum "Sandra" and then this couple in their late 40's /50's? "Sue and John" who we thought they had were definitely two of the actors...Nope!  Ooops, luckily we never told them this.

We were handed out some clues, and things to read and we got to know everyone at our table.
Here are snippets from the conversations during the meal:

"Is lady bird poo orange? I know it is, even my ginger haired friend does, and she know everything orange"

"This soup is crap", everyone agreed and laughed, then a few mins later, one waiter split soup all down Hannah's hair and back - she returned 15 mins later in time for the main course. She took it well, but wasn't happy.

Hannah returns to find a ladybird on her knife, eating the crap soup, that had flown onto our table when she was cleaning off the soup from her hair.  Unfortunately it never pooed to prove her argument.

"I once saw a lady die when I was in Majorca, from analphalitic shock, I looked over at what she had ordered, 4 courses and a bottle of wine, I wanted to go over and take it while they tried to resuscitate her, what a waste of food and wine"

"I tease my wife she is racist, so at a murder mystery dinner party I selotaoped a golly wog toy to the wall and wrote about her being racist, the next day a guy came to check the electricity meter, I was just letting him in when I realised he would see the wall...I had to run and slam the door before he saw it, he was of course black"

Entertainment: I hate to admit it, but I found the people at my table more entertaining,  The actors were average, but they got us all talking, and they were very nice when they moved from table to table and came under the hammer from us. We were meant to ask them about the murder and so on....but instead they got asked..."what colour is ladybird poo?" and "have you ever had a girlfriend?" and so on...They handled us well.

We did enjoy the mathematical puzzles and dingbats "say what you see" and by the last one, a letters and numbers code cracking one, we were all quite merry and shouting at John what letter went with what number...he flipped and shouted as us, saying " if you know it do it yourselves"..to which Ian and I chuckled and stepped away :).

At the very end, we had to decide who did what...and how...and our team name was Soup or Boil, and it wasn't just us that thought that another's team names was "Crap Soup". I think you can probably guess how well we did...We didn't get the right answer, however, we were having the best time. And our table, all retired to the games room, to have a 2hr epic game of boules...to which Ian won - though there may have been some cheating going on..

Also after the boules, we went and had chip butties in the quiet cocktail bar that had no cocktail list, and met the chavy lady, who asked us how the murder mystery was...it seems that she had got pissed off with the game, and had thought that we were there to "eat dinner then play Cluedo", so she walked out after the main and went and had 2 fags and drank some more booze and waited for people to finish..

Why not rating: 7/10

Additional Comments : Loved the hotel . The dinner could have been nicer, but breakfast was good.

It felt like some of the actors were missing. There were only 4 actors, not the 10 we had thought :). At the end during the the show down of who did what, the female actor put on a dodgy wig and beard to pretend to be another actor, to which Ian shouted out " its Jeremy Beadle" and got many laughs.

Met two contestants from the show "Take Me Out". They were very sweet.

Loved the grounds the next day  - had the swimming pool to ourselves, and sauna, and I beat Ian at a large chess game - stale mate for him, however I have since learned that this is a draw :(.








Jeremy Beadle

lady bird









Take Me Out





Friday, 18 November 2011

Why Not go to 40 Winks Hotel for Story time

Why :
1) The Nudge suggested we try out Bedtime Stories
2) I needed some PBFF time with my mate Nisha
3) I love Stories

Where:  40 Winks Hotel, near Stepney Green

When: 17 November 2011

What happened:
The emails that we received after we had reserved 2 places were delightfully charming and witty, and seductive in a way that made you intrigued, curious and very welcomed. It made you feel you were going to be spoiled with all you could want in luxury, warmth and comfort, plus being served drinks, nibbles...and being entertained. Perfect. Why Not?

However, one big issue...Neither Nisha or I owned nighties, pyjamas or anything that could be seen in public...I.e. all I have is shorts that my eight year old neice would prob wear, and a tank top..or a huge t-shirt, hardly they sophisticated adult sleepwear that you could wear to lounge in luxury in public.

Shopping time with Nisha. and what we discovered :

a) baby grows are back in fashion.. Definitely a NO...as the note from 40 Winks said that if undesirable sleepwear was worn you were put in a naughty corner , or made to change into something they had.
b) Anne summers sleep wear....do people actually wear that stuff, apart from in porn movies?
c) Nisha and I should design sleep wear, as most was minging..
d) M&S was the winner : After women in the changing rooms started staring at us as we commented on each others boobs and so on in our nighties, we felt we had to explain where we were going..

What happened next:
We had a riddle to solve and were greeted at the door by Mr Carter, who owns and has designed this boutique hotel, he is in fact a well known interior designer.

Mr Carter is an eccentric and charming chap, and commands your attention, and made everyone feel welcome. The Hendricks Gin cocktails and nibbles also helped. Around 30 people were cosily drinking and chatting in the basement kitchen after changing in to Pjs upstairs in the 2 bedrooms.

As we had thought, most people there were females, however there were several couples and one single guy, we were impressed he came alone to this event. He was there checking it out as his mates might reserve the hotel as a hunnymoon destination in London. I agree it would be a very romantic hotel to stay in.

The Bedtime story theme this night was " the guide to the perfect relationship".

We were split into 2 groups, Losers and Lovers...though, this wasn't due to who we were...But Nisha and I were LOSERS first :)

The losers went into one living room, on the middle floor, whilst the Lovers went with another storyteller upstairs. After stories we had more cocktails and nibbles, and the groups swapped, and we became lovers, Yay.

The storytellers...  Nell Phoenix (Losers) and   Xanthe Gresham  (Lovers)

At first I was a little, oh god, here we go, I know this one...but I decided to just roll with it...
They encouraged us to Ohh and Ahhh and Awwwwh, and Ewwww at different parts of the story...
There were many chuckles and after I had stopped try to guess the punchline in my head, or think I had heard it before, I relaxed and felt like I was 5 again, sat cross-legged in school being read a story by my favourite primary school teacher, captivated on every word and different voice they made...however, this time I was a little tispy, lying on cushions in a sexy nightie..

Nisha and I both agreed that sometimes it wasn't the actual story, but how they told them and we especially loved the Lovers Storyteller and  the frog princess story, however, the ending didn't add up...but it was still our fav.

After stories and so on were completed, we all met up in the main living room and prizes were given out for sexiest nightie, sexy toes ad so on,. I came runner up with sexy nightie...and was quite happy I had been picked, but you can't win them all. At least I have a sexy nightie that will be enjoyed at a later date :)

The night ended off with the talented singer / songwriter Oli Deakin playing accoustic guitar (tbc) and promoting his two bands..His music was very chilled and he had a great voice, so relaxing that the one dude who was on his own passed out for a few songs, bless.

Suggestions: I definitely thought it was worth the £25, for entertainment and drinks and nibbles, and everyone was very friendly. However,  we wished we could have explored the rooms and house longer, as there was soo much to look at, and every inch was lavishly decorated. Both Nisha and I also wished we could have taken several pieces home for our own flats, but we wouldn't know where to start. The whole place was dimly lit and was very cosy and comfortable, maybe I will have to come back again..

Why not rating : 7 / 10

Mr Carter
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Lovers Story Room
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Mr Carter and me
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Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Why Not go to the Cursed and the Damned Halloween Night

Why: I won 6 tickets from The Nudge and for  Winter Wells The Cursed and the Damned and I love Halloween Parties


Where: FILMPLUS studios, Kensal Green


When: Halloween 2011.


What Happened: 3 Rooms, 3 Different Types of Music and a Random Ping Pong Table.


To be honest, winning anything and not having to pay is always a bonus, tickets normally were £25 each. So I rounded up the troupes and managed to get some mates to go..


We took off from Clapham...and I actually think the journey there was almost the highlight of the evening...as the attention on the tube from our costumes got us a fair bit of attention...and to be honest, we love attention..

Ian especially loved the attention he got from his pumpkin head...it was rather unique..and creative..
What Happened Next : We got there around 11pm, as it went on till 4am, plus clocks went back that night...and there was a massive queue to get in...Luckily we were on the guest list  ...Yay.

The studios were next to a grave yard that could be seen from one of the windows and unfortunately we could not get into them.. but it definitely gave the studios a spooky feel to it.

People really went to town on their costumes, and I was pretty impressed with the effort.. and most of the people we chatted to were very friendly...apart from when Ian jumped the queue to play table tennis..but they soon chilled out when I beat him.

The weather that night was unseasonably warm and most people were out in the courtyard, listening to the beats..as it was pretty hot in the club. I had a great night chatting to people and checking out their costumes, and getting lost going from room to room and the whole night went really quickly.

The venue it self was great for parties, loved it, however, I was a little disappointed at the decoration, as most of it was just lazer lights or a red lit room..I would have thought that there would have been more spooky hangings, or skeletons or spiders or something...if people hadn't dressed up, there would be no Halloween feel to it at all.

Entertainment: DJs  and the people there...oh, and a ping pong table.

Why not rating: 6/10   - I gave it an extra point for the ping pong table.